It’s always good to be the bearer of good news. “It’s from my husband! He’s alive! And he’ll be home on the liner Queen of Turtles in just seven weeks!”

Gotta love the way this fellatrix is being “encouraged” by a woman who can’t keep her fingers out of her own pussy:

Why, oh why, do they have their panties yanked up into their personal crevices? Is this some sort of prehistoric thong trend?