I am not sure what the little genital people are supposed to be doing in this vintage shunga:

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Some people worry that anal sex might be dirty. The Vintage Lust solution? Bend her over the tub!

It’s always good to be the bearer of good news. “It’s from my husband! He’s alive! And he’ll be home on the liner Queen of Turtles in just seven weeks!”

And talk about a come-hither look! If there ever was one:

Talk about squalid! Spread wide on a dirty mattress, dirty feet, flaking paint, tight ropes. How long has she been there?